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THE P33L (P33L)

IDO
Ongoing IDO
Token sale: Jun 16, 2025 – Jun 17, 2025

The P33L is a memetic news agency blending AI-generated news, crypto chaos, and memes — all powered by the $P33L token. Show up, rank up, and peel deeper into the layers.

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Overview

Project industryAI & Neural Networks / Meme
Project ecosystemBNB Chain Ecosystem
Project launchpadSeedify Launchpad
Product typeCryptocurrency
WhitepaperTHE P33L White Paper Open

What is THE P33L

P33ly, our beloved onion-headed anchor, has become the face, voice, and very soul of THE P33L.

What began as a single image of his face is now the symbol of a movement.

He delivers chaotic headlines, mocks the market, rewards the worthy (sometimes), and occasionally glitches mid-sentence. And yet… the community embraced him, not just as a meme, but as the memetic core of the cult.

With your contributions, P33ly transformed into more than a mascot. He became a living, lay3red icon, part of our everyday lives. You turned him into:

  • A Meme Depot — hundreds of community-forged edits, jokes, and other memetic art
  • 3D Animations — rendered, rigged, reimagined by the cult
  • Graffiti and Sculptures — P33ly carved into public walls and timelines
  • Plushies — soft, adorable and handmade
  • Tattoos — the skin r3m3mb3rs.
  • Children’s Books — y3p, really.

Details

IDO (Seedify Launchpad): Jun 16, 2025 - Jun 17, 2025
Token supply: 1,000,000,000 P33L
Total tokens for sale: 280,000,000 P33L

Legal

Blockchain Platform: Binance Smart Chain
Registration year: 2025

Token info

Ticker: P33L
Type: Utility-token
Token standard: BEP-20
Token price in USD: 1 P33L = 0.00025 USD
Token distribution:
Initial Raise - 40%
TGE Liquidity - 16%
Advisors - 3%
Team - 10%
Airdrops - 2%
Growth Treasury - 29%

THE P33L Roadmap

1
LIVE & P33LING:
  • Conversational Telegram AI Agent of P33ly
    • Ask him anything. He chats, he roasts and he becomes delusional at times.
  • BREAKING NEWS with P33ly (100K views on average)
    • Satirical short-form news show. Real headlines, real chaos, meme-powered truth delivery.
  • 7,000+ Cult Members on Telegram
    • Lay3red chats on top. Meme rituals. Sticker warfare. Absolute unhingery.
  • 14,000+ Followers on X
    • Timeline domination underway.
2
P33LING IN PROGRESS:
  • Landing Page V1
    • The front door to the cult. A place to get p33led or stay normie.
  • P33ly Agent V1 on Telegram
    • Ask him anything. He memes the latest Web3 news, roasts your bags, and glitches mid-reply for flavor.
  • 3D AI Avatar of P33ly
    • Full-body chaos. Conceptual shows, streams, appearances... he’s not just online, he’s embodied.
  • PFP NFT Set (TBD)
    • Every cult needs a not-JPEG on X.
3
PLANNED IN LAY3RS:
  • More frequent BREAKING NEWS episodes
    • Bite-sized onion bulletins. Fast. Meme-first. Scroll-breaking.
  • Late Night with P33ly Show
    • Where the cult stays up past midnight. Talk show format. Guest chaos. Meme monologues.
  • Expansion to other platforms
    • TikTok, YouTube, Instagram — let the onion invade every feed.
  • WEB2 Expansion
    • Cross-realm infiltration. Not just crypto. Not just CT. The whole internet.
  • MERCH V1
    • Every cult deserves uniforms.
    • Onion-coded apparel. Stickers. Iconic drip.
  • MERCH V2
    • Community-crafted items.
    • Hand-p33led designs = you earn from the profits.
  • Personalized News Feed by P33ly (Video Format)
    • Ask and you shall be p33led.
    • P33ly anchors video snippets tailored to your chosen topics, delivering the latest from WEB2 and WEB3, on demand, in his unhinged style.
  • And in the background…
    • The cult builds itself.
    • We just follow THE P33L.

Social media

THE P33L web-siteTHE P33L TelegramTHE P33L X (Twitter)

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