 | THE P33L (P33L) |
SeedifyThe P33L is a memetic news agency blending AI-generated news, crypto chaos, and memes — all powered by the $P33L token. Show up, rank up, and peel deeper into the layers.
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BNB ChainWhat is THE P33L
P33ly, our beloved onion-headed anchor, has become the face, voice, and very soul of THE P33L.
What began as a single image of his face is now the symbol of a movement.
He delivers chaotic headlines, mocks the market, rewards the worthy (sometimes), and occasionally glitches mid-sentence. And yet… the community embraced him, not just as a meme, but as the memetic core of the cult.
With your contributions, P33ly transformed into more than a mascot. He became a living, lay3red icon, part of our everyday lives. You turned him into:
- A Meme Depot — hundreds of community-forged edits, jokes, and other memetic art
- 3D Animations — rendered, rigged, reimagined by the cult
- Graffiti and Sculptures — P33ly carved into public walls and timelines
- Plushies — soft, adorable and handmade
- Tattoos — the skin r3m3mb3rs.
- Children’s Books — y3p, really.
THE P33L Roadmap
- Conversational Telegram AI Agent of P33ly
- Ask him anything. He chats, he roasts and he becomes delusional at times.
- BREAKING NEWS with P33ly (100K views on average)
- Satirical short-form news show. Real headlines, real chaos, meme-powered truth delivery.
- 7,000+ Cult Members on Telegram
- Lay3red chats on top. Meme rituals. Sticker warfare. Absolute unhingery.
- 14,000+ Followers on X
- Timeline domination underway.
- Landing Page V1
- The front door to the cult. A place to get p33led or stay normie.
- P33ly Agent V1 on Telegram
- Ask him anything. He memes the latest Web3 news, roasts your bags, and glitches mid-reply for flavor.
- 3D AI Avatar of P33ly
- Full-body chaos. Conceptual shows, streams, appearances... he’s not just online, he’s embodied.
- PFP NFT Set (TBD)
- Every cult needs a not-JPEG on X.
- More frequent BREAKING NEWS episodes
- Bite-sized onion bulletins. Fast. Meme-first. Scroll-breaking.
- Late Night with P33ly Show
- Where the cult stays up past midnight. Talk show format. Guest chaos. Meme monologues.
- Expansion to other platforms
- TikTok, YouTube, Instagram — let the onion invade every feed.
- WEB2 Expansion
- Cross-realm infiltration. Not just crypto. Not just CT. The whole internet.
- MERCH V1
- Every cult deserves uniforms.
- Onion-coded apparel. Stickers. Iconic drip.
- MERCH V2
- Community-crafted items.
- Hand-p33led designs = you earn from the profits.
- Personalized News Feed by P33ly (Video Format)
- Ask and you shall be p33led.
- P33ly anchors video snippets tailored to your chosen topics, delivering the latest from WEB2 and WEB3, on demand, in his unhinged style.
- And in the background…
- The cult builds itself.
- We just follow THE P33L.
Token Sale Dates
IDO
Token Allocation
Token distribution
Initial Raise - 40%
TGE Liquidity - 16%
Advisors - 3%
Team - 10%
Airdrops - 2%
Growth Treasury - 29%
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