 | GRUNTLE |
$GRUNTLE is a deadpan capybara meme coin built on the Ethereum blockchain. It is not a revolutionary Layer-2. It is not a metaverse gaming ecosystem. It is a crypto presale for the permanently exhausted.
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EthereumWhat is GRUNTLE
$GRUNTLE is a deadpan capybara meme coin and the ultimate digital refuge for exhausted chart survivors. While the rest of the market screams about moonshots, fake utility, and rocket emojis, $GRUNTLE offers nothing but a secure smart contract and a warm mud puddle. It is a post-apocalyptic token built on zero hype, maximum apathy, and terminal-grade survival. The world ended, the charts burned, and this token is simply what's left in the dirt.
GRUNTLE Roadmap
- Activate hibernation staking for passive mud accumulation
- AEstablish social channels for wasteland lurkers
- ALaunch the $GRUNTLE presale intake terminal
- Deploy marketing rations to Web3 scavengers
- AExpand apocalypse awareness to fill the presale cap
- AClose presale intake and initiate token claims
- Lock presale funds into the decentralized mud pit
- ALaunch $GRUNTLE on public crypto exchanges
- ASecure tracking listings on CoinMarketCap and CoinGecko
- Bribe whatever is left of authority for CEX listings
- ASit in the mud and establish permanent refuge
- AWait
Token Sale Dates
ICO
Token Allocation
Token distribution
The Doomsday Vault - 25%
Apocalypse Awareness - 20%
The Deep Mud Reserve - 20%
The Scavenger Fund - 20%
The Mud Pit -10%
Hibernation Staking - 5%
Token Price and Payment Options
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